dieselsmummy
06-07-08, 03:38 PM
Flower bed = toileT
Tulip = delicacy
Cats = self propelled toys
Mum's fingers and clothes = the best chew toys money can buy
Refrigerator = a god that is to be worshipped and sat in front of many, many times throughout the day, even if no one is in the kitchen
Food in bowl = air, to be inhaled in the same fashion
Blanket for bed = chew toy
Big plant outside the back door = bed
Great big green lawn = not a toilet
Newspaper = something to go potty next to
Small children = litter mates (it's even better when they try to run away)
Crying baby = someone to sing a duet with
Safety gates = bad, very bad
Leash = see safety gate
Collar = see safety gate
Puppy Toys = not as fun as baby toys
couch = dog bed
No! = my shadow's name, every time I hear it, he's there.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Tulip = delicacy
Cats = self propelled toys
Mum's fingers and clothes = the best chew toys money can buy
Refrigerator = a god that is to be worshipped and sat in front of many, many times throughout the day, even if no one is in the kitchen
Food in bowl = air, to be inhaled in the same fashion
Blanket for bed = chew toy
Big plant outside the back door = bed
Great big green lawn = not a toilet
Newspaper = something to go potty next to
Small children = litter mates (it's even better when they try to run away)
Crying baby = someone to sing a duet with
Safety gates = bad, very bad
Leash = see safety gate
Collar = see safety gate
Puppy Toys = not as fun as baby toys
couch = dog bed
No! = my shadow's name, every time I hear it, he's there.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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