Ebony has been to the vets

[Canjoline]

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[dieselsmummy]

Dearest Ebony,,,

Hi there...Gucci here. Cor blimey, thanks for the warning on the nasty old Mr. Vet Man...he sounds like some kind of nasty?! Fancy that...I am so glad you've told me cos I heard my Mummy on the phone to someone called The Vets earlier, so I think they may be related? Anyway I heard her say "Yes, Monday at half three will be fine" :o :o :o :o :o :o Does that mean Im going to get stabbed in the neck too? :o :shock: :shock: Oh Ebs, what can I do? I cant even bite their faces off like Diesel said he always tries to do cos Ive only got 4 teeth at the moment. And Diesel said emtying of anal glands normally works a treat but I dunno how to do that yet either. Oh Ebs, pleeeeeease help!
Love n Licks, Gucci Gorgeous Poochie xxxxxxxxx

[Canjoline]

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[dieselsmummy]

Oh Ebs......that is well freaky cos Diesels got a diamante one and I think uncle/auntie David is threatening to get me one too.......and gasp gasp I think he may go to the Boutique at Pets At Home and get me some clothes!?! :o :o :o God help us Ebony...what we gon do? I mean, Diesel goes off at nights with this gert big lass from over the road called Missy and he gets well excited and comes back smelling of all nice things...but what on earth do they do and where do they go? Its all very weird innit? Im gon hide in my bed when my Mummy tries the diamante thing on me. Diesel said when he first had his on he shouted so loud at Mummy she jumped up on the wall she was well scaredy of him...and he said if you get yer top teeth out and look a bit like a man called Elvis you get to rule the world cos Mummys are scared of teeth. I guess I had better grow some more then...

[Canjoline]

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[dieselsmummy]

Yikes!!! :o :shock: Good plan Ebby!!! Right, now then I will share a little secret...if your Mummy puts you in your bed and you dont wanna be all on your own then all you do is roll over onto your back, look pathetic, and go "eeeeeeeew eeeeeew eeeeeeeeeeeeew" and then she will say "Oooooh noooooo" and then you do it a bit louder...and a bit louder.....and go "waaaaaaaaaah" and show off yer little tongue and tonsils and she picks you up!!!!!!!!!! :D Its great!! And then, cos shes feeling all sorry for you, you can nibble on her clothes and she dont tell you off!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D I did it til half four Sunday morning it was great cos I got to watch Big Brother too!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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Ebony, Ebony.................you have the most beautiful Mum in all the world...........................and if your mum has to go on holiday, your next best mum is Aunty Nancy...........................and of course ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[Canjoline]

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[Bunch]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Mummy says she will member that when she wants a holiday (From ME) i dont know what she means by that do you??????? Thanks for offering but Gucci might want me and uncle Diesel........ i just know he would love me too, MMmmmmmm but then there is Brucey Boy too & Dulce would love me to snuggle in to her neck (All girls together) Gucci has His human girlfriend i have seen on the photos but i am not jealous cos i know he would love me more. I could come and stay with all of you whoo hoo would i have fun :P :P :P :P :P
Love to everyone

Love Ebony
:D :D :D Your'e bed is made up ready and waiting :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: xxxxx

[Canjoline]

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[Bunch]

Thanks Auntie Lia i have a big stick and my handkie ready so i can pack my things when or if i need a holiday, i heard that there was a cat thay did that oh and i have my wellies too, that cat walked to London do you live that far ??????? i would be scared to walk that far, so if i take mums mobile can i ring you to come and get me????? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I'd be there like a shot - no worries :D :D :D :D :D xxxxxxxxxx

[Canjoline]

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[Canjoline]

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[dieselsmummy]

Hi Ebby my hunny, Gucci here...Cor wow what a day you've had!! :o That pink thing around your neck is well switzy cor you look so gorgeous in that do you think I will get a pink one too?? Mummy says uncle David got Diesel his one and uncle Davids quite camp. Does that mean he lives in a tent? Well what a brave girl going and seeing all the big dogs! Diesels got this big huge giant friend shes called Missy and shes bigger than my biggest teddy bear shes huuuuuuuuge! :o I have been quite good today but cor my teeth are making me chomp on things they are really hurting and I dont like them now. Diesel watched me when I cried earlier, he came over to see if I was OK but he wouldnt cuddle me he just woofed for Mummy to come and sort me out. Diesel thinks Im a midgety freak. Anyway Ebby gonna get some sleepybyes now too night night gorgeous girlie xxxxxxxxxx
PS Aw I like your sad eyes I can do them too ;)

[Canjoline]

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[dieselsmummy]

Ooooooh I dunno Ebby.....but how come youre still awake? Did you do what I just did??! I went to bed all by myself...really clever I found my way all on my own...and then when Mummy had just sat down with her laptop I went WAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH and she didnt answer me so I made this new noise it sounds like a squeaky toy and I just went EEEEEH EEEEEEH EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH and Mummy came running!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Tee hee hee got my own way!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

[Canjoline]

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[dieselsmummy]

Aw Ebs dont blush!!!!!! :oops: :oops: I wee myself all the time and I wee on my own feet and up my tummy and I go all yellow :o Its OK cos I expect I will be using the toilet soon once I can reach xxxxxxxxxx

[Canjoline]

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[dieselsmummy]

OOOOOH NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Deez says he grew his all by himself and if he wants his own way he just shows his top set and quivers his lip and its fab for getting what you want...but my Mummy says Im not to do that and I gotta be a good boy. Deez says its OK I can try it on a bit cos Mummys well softy and loves us to bits...Deez says he used to be a tearaway toddler but hes a good boy now.
Night night Ebs I will dream of you xxxxxxxxxxxx

[Canjoline]

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